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Pick Up Lines (Tatara x Reader)

"___-chan, I wanna tell you something." Tatara said as he sat next to me while I was reading a book. I closed the book and faced him.

"What is it?"

"Are you a dictionary?"


"Because you give meaning to my life." Tatara smiled.

"You've got those pick up lines from the internet didn't you..." I laughed.

"Sort of..."

"Okay, tell me more." I said as I placed my book down and scooted closer to him.

"Are you a sun?"


"Because you're hot." He winked and I blushed. But I laughed it out because I think it's kinda sweet.

"Are you a keyboard?"


"Because you're my type~. Where were you last night?"

"umm... I was at Misaki's apartment. Why?"

"That's why... You didn't appear in my dreams. Are you a typhoon?"

"No, Why?"

"Because the moment you leave my area of responsibility, you leave my heart in the state of calamity. Is your favorite subject Geometry?"

"Yeah... Why?"

"Because in any angle, you're still beautiful~ Do you have a license?"

"No, Why?"

"Because you're drive me crazy! Are you a surgeon?"

"No, why?"

"Because you're the only one who could open my heart."



"I love your pick up lines but, I was wondering.... Are you stalking me or something?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm just following my dreams." Tatara smiled and held my hand.

For the whole afternoon, Tatara entertained me with all of his Pick Up Lines that he memorised. Some were sweet and some were funny. I hope he tells me more tomorrow.
:iconx3plz: Pick up lines are so corny, but their still useful in stories. I use some of the American pick up lines in this Drabble. But the pick up lines I use are mostly Filipino pick up lines that I translated myself. :iconitalyplz: And again, I did a 4 Drabble update today!!! Hell yeh!!! Plus, I did them in school!!! :iconprussiaplz: didn't get caught! Mwahahahaha!

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lunaflyaway Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2014
Are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life

Minami-Kousaka Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Student General Artist
Filipino Pick-Up Lines being translated in English?
IzaOriharaCrystal Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Student Writer
lol yeah XD

i just searched in google for filipino pick up lines cuz I like them better... and them I translated them myself for the readers to understand :)
Minami-Kousaka Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Student General Artist
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